Bush wants history to see him as a liberator of millions

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"George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of Iraqis and Afghans, who worked towards peace and who never sold his soul for political ends."

No Dubya, history won't see you as someone who sold his soul for political ends.  

You are not clever enough to be a proper politician. 

They will see you as someone who sold his soul so his buddies could redistribute billions and billions of taxpayer dollars into their own pockets.  You will probably have oil tankers and tasers named in your honor.